Majors: English/ German

Rebecca Schuman is a Senior English/German major, which means she reads long, incomprehensible books, writes long, incomprehensible papers, and complains about the lot of it in two different languages. She grew up for the most part in the far, far away land of Eugene, Oregon, which mainly consists of militant members of the Religious Right and equally-righteous trust-fund hippies. She plans never to go back.